First of all, a quick joke...
What is the difference between a cactus and a BMW?
answer: with a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
I (we) joined what I am calling the Cactus Club.
This is what my new car pretty much looks like

my brother-in-law, TJ, that is a BMW mechanic found it and doing the work on it. (new clutch, shocks, new headlights, etc). So within a few weeks, I will be zipping around in one of these beauties.